"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
What if we used this to coat foam cosplay weapons and armor?
what if i sprayed this on my dick while i was hard. i would have the eternal wood
If we sprayed it on cars, would there be fewer deadly car crashes?
^^NOW THAT’S GOOD THINKING
are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm)
and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here)
So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335
which is less than i would have guessed.
i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
Scottish Tumbr Photoset #9
ok. that’s being hella good at math. nasa uses you to double check the computers.
and she’s an african american woman. betcha that’s why you never heard of her.
how to fuck with hunters 101
you could totally get away with murder with these literally i mean if you got blood on the soles and made a trail people would probably just think it was an animal attack
Tumblr is officially full of psychopaths.
There is a fine line between psychopath and genius. People on Tumblr play jump-rope with this line.
That …was beautiful.
Since Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders, this means they know where the best hiding spots are (having discovered them at one point or another).
So when the Battle for Hogwarts raged on, the Gryffindors were fighting the Death Eaters head on with the Ravenclaws and Slytherin supporting…
Roflmbo….I love this…
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.
Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?
What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?
oH COME O N DISNEY
Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.
Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer